29in·CH+

On Wednesday I did a quick cyclocross ride to the Montage de Romont, which offers a fantastic, paved climb with a stunning view. I’ll be adding this destination to my out and back training rides on the road bike. Should make a perfect ride when time is tight on a weekday after work. I crossed over to the Stierenberg then went for another climb to reach the Montoz. I was wearing bib shorts, an undershirt and arm warmers. Up to that point of the ride those few clothes were sufficient. Little did I know that it got a whole lot colder on the Montoz and suddenly even started to snow. My initial idea was to reach the Col de Pierre Pertuis, but the sudden snowfall quickly made me abandon that idea. I dropped to the Pré la Patte, where things got a muddy mess. I managed to make it through there and froze on the way to Péry. I took the shortcut through the cement factory in Rondchâtel to quickly head back home. On those 50k both the bike and I suffered hell. I got a hot shower, the bike did not. It was too late and I was too cold to give the Mares its much needed shower with the garden hose.

Distance:	49.6 km (30.8 miles)
Elevation:	1’642 m (5’387 feet)
Time:	02:43:06
Speed (avg/max):	18.3/74.9 kph (11.4/46.5 mph)

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Today I got off a late start and the afternoon looked very much the same as the past couple of days. I wanted to reach the Colisses-du-Haut and then head eastwards. When I approached the Twannberg, it started to drizzle and the Chasseral was wrapped in clouds. I continued on and decided that the ride would only be cut short if conditions got worse. Well, it didn’t take too long and the rain ceased. Just above Nods, my rear tire picked up a nail and I had to stop to replace the tube. A while later, I turned into the long, steady climb to the Colisses-du-Haut at 1’325 meters above sea. The gravel-road was wet and extremely soft. Not much later, much of the forest floor was white, covered with a thin layer of fresh snow. From the Colisses-du-Haut, I turned eastwards with the idea of hitting the famous Geissrücken trail. The entire way there was super muddy and wet. The Geissrücken (goatback) wet - no, that wouldn’t be a very good nor smart idea. I checked it out anyway and found a totally dry descent. I rode as much as I could on my rigid Niner, without ever risking too much being alone up there. I wondered if I’d do any better on a bike like the Quarterhorse. Well, in a few months I should know.

Distance:	44.3 km (27.5 mi)
Elevation:	1’512 m (4’961 ft)
Time:	03:44:33
Speed (avg/max):	11.8/52.8 kph (7.3/32.8 mph)

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Saturday morning I pedaled out of town with the idea of riding a long loop on that early spring like day. The mercury had jumped up a notch, the snow was wet and falling off the trees. Things were dripping and melting. I chose an easy ascent above the lake thinking I would have a good chance to find rideable trails, but little did I know that I’d spend most of the six hour adventure hiking with the bike dangling around my shoulder. After a long hike through the forest to reach the Twannberg, I found some snowmobile tracks leading into Lamboing. Once on the main road, I stayed on it to save time and reach Nods. Despite a sign in Nods indicating that the Chasseral pass was closed, I thought I could ride up far enough and hike the rest of it to the top. Well, that idea got killed as soon as I passed the last row of homes and the street ended under three feet of snow. I turned around to head to the snowshoe trail and rode the first mile of it. My rear tire failed to find enough grip for more. I shouldered my bike one more time for the long, arduous climb to the Chasseral. Exhausted I reached the top. When I dropped my bike into the snow, my whole right side was numb. It took a few minutes to regain control of my right arm. I rode to the antenna for a few photos and then made a huge mistake by taking the crest trail going east. I was able to ride at first, but then ended up hiking all the rest. The snow was too deep and too soft for the narrow 2.3 inch tires. A fat-bike would have handled it, I’m pretty sure. If I want to enjoy and actually ride such snow adventures, I should consider building such a monster with 4 inch tires and gears. Once at the Place Centrale I descended to the Jorat on the bike. The normally easy stretch to Evilard however, popped me off the bike one last time. These were six good hours outside on a splendid day, but the little I rode, I won’t repeat this any time soon. This was a day for a fat-bike, snowshoes or skis.

I ran into a couple of strangers, most were fun conversations, one wasn’t. A mentally blinkered lady on skis was upset that I had the audacity to ride a bike on her mountain. It amazes me that some people go outside to do something fun, but instead of finding enjoyment, they to their thing with a grumpy face. Oh well. At the top of the Chasseral I had a nice chat with a guy on skis who noticed my 29 inch wheels. Later on the crest trail, I crossed an old runner who came up the trail in shorts - freaking shorts. He pulled out his camera to take a picture of me hiking with the bike. I should have done the same and shot a photo of a crazy old dude in shorts.

Distance:	50.5 km (31.4 mi)
Elevation:	1’594 m (5’230 ft)
Time:	05:56:22
Speed (avg/max):	8.5/64.1 kph (5.3/39.8 mph)

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I thought about heading to the Lac de Joux on Sunday, but changed my mind knowing that I’d be spending two and a half hours in the car just to visit a frozen lake. It quite often happens like that. There are many cool places to ride in Switzerland, but as soon as I’m looking at the prospect of driving several hours, more often than not I forget about the whole idea and just hop on a local loop. Sunday was no different. After freezing to my bones Saturday, I decided to take a late start in the early afternoon Sunday. On Saturday I passed by the Rondchâtel Climb and noticed that it had been frequently used leaving a snow-covered, rideable fire road. This time, I arrived on my Niner and turned into that climb. The trail was good until the Sesselin du Haut from where I had to follow the tracks of two snowshoers. Quickly, I realized that hiking through the deep snow was easier than to step into the semi-hard tracks left by the two folks who had passed through the area before me. I was hoping to get back onto a rideable trail at Les Coperies, but I didn’t get that luck and now faced an even longer stretch through deep snow to reach La Ragie. It was quite an effort that cost a lot of time. My right shoulder thanked me for having a light singlespeed, though. The small farm of La Ragie is inhabited and the trail to reach it had been cleaned. I was back on the bike and now took the only rideable way out to Les Près d’Orvin. My shoulder thanked me one more time. I jumped into the Spaghetti Trail and carved down the mountain. Ah, now that’s how snow’s supposed to be! A last, short effort up to Evilard and another descent which included a tiny, secret trail took me back into town and straight to a hot cappuccino.

Distance:	30.5 km (19.0 miles)
Elevation:	1’199 m (3’934 feet)
Time:	03:09:40
Speed (avg/max):	9.6/48.2 kph (6.0/30.0 mph)

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Today’s ride was another far below zero cyclocross ride. While it’s lovely to climb at those temperatures they come to haunt you on the descent. For one it gets really uncomfortable to brake over an extended period of time wearing thick gloves and the clothes that have been keeping you warm ultimately capitulate to the cold. Today’s ride was fun going up, even while hiking a long stretch of snowmobile tracks, but the descent against the biting bise almost left me permanently deep-frozen to the bike. I’ll keep today’s post short, I’m still in the process of defrosting.

Distance:	37.4km (23.2 miles)
Elevation:	1’156m (3’793 feet)
Time:	02:46:26
Speed (avg/max):	13.5/59.3 kph (8.4/36.8 mph)

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While January started with some awesome weekends to ride, the second half of January was lousy and offered not a single pleasant day. My bikes were screaming for some dearly needed maintenance and were happy to stay home. February arrived and with it a blast of Siberian air that dropped the mercury below minus ten and more degrees. I got up with the sunrise and looked at a blue sky while zipping my morning cappuccino. Sun? Sun means bike time. The thermometer stood at minus thirteen degrees when I got dressed to head out. 2 pairs of socks, Defeet knickers, thick winter tights by Sugoi and on top of that a regular bib. The upper body got an undershirt, a thick long sleeve running jersey and my white Specialized jacket. The hands were protected with full-finger summer gloves and a thick pair of winter gloves. The head got a thin cap to cover my ears and the helmet. That kept me comfortably warm for the majority of the ride. Only when I turned east facing the wind and dropping downhill, my toes started to feel the freezing temperatures.

I crossed two other bikers today. As I was hiking my way up a narrow trail, they were coming down. They both opted for full-face helmets, probably to stay warm and cozy. What amazed me though, was how hard a time these guys had to keep a straight line. Their full-suspension 26ers were all over the trail, their front wheels constantly sliding left to right and back. My Niner, with 3 inches more wheel, rolls with a lot more stability in such conditions. Today’s snow really asked for a fat tire bike with gears though, not an Air 9 Carbon with a 34x19 transmission. Hence once I was up, I opted to take a shortcut to reach the Hohmatt and then tried my luck to find some good trails back into town. Funny thing about the descent - the steeper it got the more controllable it got. In the end, I was out for close to two hours, covered 22 kilometers and climbed 720 meters. A short day on the bike, but a good one.

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After Friday’s reconaissance mission to the Métairie du Milieu de Bienne with the cyclocrosser, I knew that we had some very favorable snow conditions to conquer the Chasseral. Saturday morning, I left early armed with digital and video cameras to do just that. Well, I spent one of the most amazing days on the bike riding miles and miles of tracks that snow-shoers had stomped into the snow. A hobby of others serving mine. Without them, this ride would not have been possible and I totally appreciate that.

Distance:	55.0km (34.2 miles)
Elevation:	1’634m (5’361 feet)
Time:	05:13:18
Speed (avg/max):	10.5/43.5 kph (6.5/27.0 mph)

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Our server at the office seems to mirror the business as a whole. It runs pretty darn crappy to say the least. Today, as many times before, one of its vital organs failed. As that single black box is our only hub to the whole universe and beyond, I shut down my now utterly useless desktop client and armed myself with pencil and paper. But there just wasn’t anything to do other than drawing stick figure cartoons. Rather than sit on my butt at the office doing nothing, I could sit somewhere else and enjoy the second half of unlucky Friday the 13th. Might as well make it my lucky day, right? I called it a day, jumped on my Litespeed and speedily pedaled home. Without a pause for grub, I slipped into cold weather gear and told my Focus that we had some work to get done. I climbed out of Biel on my usual route with the silly idea to hop up and over the Chasseral. With all the snow up there, chances were nil that I’d actually get there, but that should stop no one to try. I rode to Cortébert on the road, first in thick fog, then under an occasional sun. The climb up to the Milieu de la Montagne (the middle of the mountain) was on wet roads under a now cloudy sky. I took it easy. Pushing hard was not today’s goal. It was all about getting a few miles in and enjoy an early start into the weekend. As I reached Les Goguelisses Dessous, the road started to turn white and beyond the Goguelisses it completely vanished. Luckily for me, a snowcat had paved a path to the Petite Douanne and the Métairie du Milieu de Bienne. I shifted into small gear and stayed on it. The snowcat driver must have had a wee bit too much fun in the snow. He neither stuck to the road nor did he take the shortest way. Right before the Métairie he further tested the uphill capabilities of his snowcat and steered it up the steepest pitch. I duly followed, now pushing the cross bike. At the Métairie I was greeted by the restaurant’s dog. He seemed as excited as myself to be in snow wonder-world. I jumped from snowcat tracks onto cross-country ski run and headed east. The skate skiing path was nicely groomed and hard enough to be ridden on my 35C tires. I wouldn’t recommend being up there on a bike on a sunny weekend day, but on this Friday afternoon I only greeted two cross-country skiers. I made it to the Place Centrale and could only find a foot wide path heading downhill. Mountain bike? Null problemo. Cross bike? Ooh la la, mucho problemo! Patience and low speed got me and the bike through in one piece. More patience was needed to pass by the small ski resort of Les Près d’Orvin. Moms, dads, kids and cars all blocked the road and impeded a quick fly-by. The subsequent downhill into Orvin offered a bit more speed but zero adrenaline. Too much up and downhill traffic. As I shot down into town the sun now sat low and blinded the view. It had nicely cleared up. Our office server can die every Friday!

Distance:	52.5km (32.6 miles)
Elevation:	1’477m (4’845 feet)
Time:	03:13:52
Speed (avg/max):	16.3/65.5 kph (10.1/40.7 mph)

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Living at about 440 meters above sea level everything outside is currently green and brown. A few snow flakes managed to travel all the way to us, but they pretty much melted on impact. It rained a lot the past few days. Trails are wet and muddy up to an altitude of about 900 meters. Rain down here though meant loads of snow higher up and I was itching to check it out. I easily climbed to Evilard where the ground was only barely covered with snow. I rode through the Jorat then took the Charriere Trail to reach Les Près d’Orvin. Here, I had to push the bike for the first time. I was back in the saddle once I hopped on the road and for the lower section of the climb that followed through the Bois des Ràpes. Midway into that climb, I had to shoulder the bike and find my way to the top hiking through more than knee-deep snow. What’s usually a rather speedy climb on the singlespeed turned into a hike at a pace of about 3.4 kph on average.

I was hoping to find groomed cross-country ski runs at the top. To my disappointment there were none, so I hiked several miles west until I crossed path with a snowcat who was putting down a cross-country ski run. I used it to reach the Place Centrale quicker but kept walking. I would have caused too much damage trying to ride it. It’s a cross-country ski run and not a bike trail after all. The descent into Les Près d’Orvin went trough deep snow, was fun, treacherous and not without several crashes. Each of them was a result of the front wheel diving deeply into the snow. Other than losing my Vincero water bottle those crashes had soft landings. To get home, I turned into the Spaghetti Trail, which always seems rather easy in the snow. I rode all the rocky sections; actually benefitting from the snow holding the bike in a steady trajectory. I’m looking forward to more such excursions and hope for lower temperatures and firmer snow surfaces.

Distance:	34.8km (21.6 miles)
Elevation:	1’214m (3’983 feet)
Time:	03:45:17
Speed (avg/max):	9.3/57.0 kph (5.8/35.4 mph)

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This week I ordered a new microSDHC with the huge capacity of 32GB for my ReplayXD1080 action cam. If I think back at my first home PC, a Gateway desktop PC running Windows 95 on a dinky 6GB hard-drive, it’s pretty amazing to see the progress that has been made. This tiny Kingston microSD fits on top of a fingernail and is less than a millimeter thick. Pretty soon a cellphone will be no bigger than that, implantable into one’s cheek and voice-controlled. Sorry, back to the cam. The new microSD needed to be formatted. The cam did the job and I additionally edited the config file to match the settings I had on the old card. I thought the cam was all good to go. I mounted it to my helmet and activated it during today’s ride whenever I wanted a recording. Back home I hooked it up to my MacBook and big surprise. Instead of finding video files, the card’s media folder was filled with close to 800 JPGs. Rats! Instead of dropping the photos into trash, I figured I might as well handpick a few dozen and make a photo album out of it. Et voilà!

Song:	Dead Can Dance - Spirit
Distance:	44.5km (27.7 miles)
Elevation:	2’076m (6’811 feet)
Time:	02:24:24
Speed (avg/max):	18.5/64.0 kph (11.5/39.8 mph)

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